Is Something Missing?

Hey, here's a lesson in humility.

As you may have noticed, I'm fond of leaving little surprises for a hypno sub to experience a few hours later, after we've spoken. I'm single-handedly responsible for so many unexpected orgasms in coffee cafes that Starbucks is going to hire me as a consultant.

A couple of days ago, I quietly slipped an instruction into an early morning chat with a new Canadian friend.

"When you're out shopping this morning, you'll discover that you're not wearing any panties. And you'll find them in your purse."

That afternoon, I had a lovely report in my e-mail inbox:

"Imagine my surprise when I got out of the car at the bank today, and the wind blew my skirt. I felt the breeze on my pussy, and realized I had no panties on... Then I went into the bank and opened my purse to take out my deposit (in front of the teller), and had to very quickly push to the bottom of the purse, the lacy blue thong that was in there. I turned beet red, but I'm sure it didn't even register with her.

"I found it very exciting and decided to leave those panties off for the duration of the trip.

"Thank you for the surprise! It was so much fun."

Well, naturally I had to try the same stunt with someone else. So I slipped it into a text chat with a very obedient woman in Texas:

"Sometime this morning, you'll discover that you're not wearing panties. And you'll find them in your bag."

At lunchtime I checked my e-mail.

She was laughing at me.

She'd opened her purse, all right, and found a pair of panties all right.

But it's not like any were missing. I hadn't known this, but she doesn't ever wear them!

Took a while for her to figure out that they were part of a trick that backfired. But after she did, her message to me had a lot of lmao in it.

Back to the drawing board.